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Banana Phone
Banana Phone
Banana Phone
Banana Phone
Banana Phone
Banana Phone

Banana Phone

Regular price
$49.99
Sale price
$39.99

Talk More, Smile More, Save Gorillas! 
  • BLUETOOTH HANDSET: Connects to all iPhone, Android, Alexa, Siri, Google, and other Bluetooth devices with full voice assistant capabilities.
  • 1% of all sales is donated to Gearing Up 4 Gorillas through 1% for the Planet.
  • FUNNY GIFT, SERIOUS PACKAGE: Each phone is packaged in sleek black gift box to win your white elephant exchange or delight your mother, father, son, daughter, uncle, or aunt. Buy a BUNCH and save!
  • BLUETOOTH SPEAKER: Doubles as a Bluetooth speaker to play your favorite tunes out of a banana!
  • 20 Hour Talk Time | 120 Hour Idle Time | 60ft Bluetooth Range | Micro USB Cable Included

Customer Reviews

Based on 116 reviews
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j
jack tossol
perfect fit for my butthole

10/10 fit
lent it to my dad he said it was good

A
A S
bad banana

this banana cannot please your wife, or your uncle for that matter.

C
C.
concerned customer

do NOT put this into your body in ANY hole.

b
banan HATER
almost made me take my own life

this banana was so awful tasting that it made me suicidal. i stood at the top of the building and looked down into the dark, inky abyss below me. i jumped, but spideman saved me. the banana is a national threat to public safety and MUST BE OUTLAWED1111!!!!!

b
bananasexual
banana man disapproves

this banana is by far the most dissapointing i've ever purchased. i know someone who had their sister KILLED by it! absolutely disgraceful